tps-report.org http://tps-report.org technology . politics . society Fri, 12 Feb 2010 05:06:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Till the break of dawn… http://tps-report.org/2010/02/11/till-the-break-of-dawn/ http://tps-report.org/2010/02/11/till-the-break-of-dawn/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 05:05:47 +0000 Gyorak http://tps-report.org/?p=734

Just in time for Valentine’s day, one of the greatest Craigslist posts ever unleashed on the ladies of Minneapolis. The two chest hair hearts shaved into his torso is a nice touch. Its the little things that make the difference. When you click on this link and begin reading the post, use a Barry White or sexy Will Ferrel voice to enhance the delivery to a higher level of deliciousness…

DON’T TRY TO FIGHT IT!

 

]]> http://tps-report.org/2010/02/11/till-the-break-of-dawn/feed/ 0 Are you gay? Are you a thug? Look no further… http://tps-report.org/2009/12/24/are-you-gay-are-you-a-thug-look-no-further/ http://tps-report.org/2009/12/24/are-you-gay-are-you-a-thug-look-no-further/#comments Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:50:59 +0000 Gyorak http://tps-report.org/?p=731

I love the internet. You just never know what you’re going to get when you start digging around…

http://www.gaythugdating.com/

 

]]> http://tps-report.org/2009/12/24/are-you-gay-are-you-a-thug-look-no-further/feed/ 0 The thing with two heads! http://tps-report.org/2009/12/23/the-thing-with-two-heads/ http://tps-report.org/2009/12/23/the-thing-with-two-heads/#comments Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:47:23 +0000 Gyorak http://tps-report.org/?p=729 This is pure cinematic gold. This could be one of the greatest films of all time. I haven’t seen the whole movie ever, but I plan to over the holidays. The thing with two heads stars Rosie Grier, a former NFL football player as a black man who has a white man’s head transplanted onto his body. Sort of like a conjoined Odd couple.

I wonder if this is coming out for Blu Ray?

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Great little piece about some of the more off beat religions around the world. Here is the list from 10 to 1.

10. Scientology

9. Creativity Movement

8. Thee Temple ov Psychick Youth

7. Nation of Yahweh

6. Church of All Worlds

5. Universe People

4. Church of the SubGenius

3. Prince Philip Movement

2. The Church of Euthanasia

1. Nuwaubianism

I’m partial to the Church of the Sub Genius myself…

Check the full article out here.

 

 

 

]]> http://tps-report.org/2009/12/23/10-extremely-weird-religions/feed/ 0 FUCK YOU I won’t do what you tell me! http://tps-report.org/2009/12/23/rage-against-the-machine-breaks-records-in-the-uk/ http://tps-report.org/2009/12/23/rage-against-the-machine-breaks-records-in-the-uk/#comments Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:50:56 +0000 Gyorak http://tps-report.org/?p=721

It seems as if there is some anti mass media initiatives succeeding in Britain. This could be a backlash to the endemic surveillance and the “big Brother” type atmosphere in the UK.  The Facebook campaign started a backlash against the mass media driven choices for entertainment.

From the article:

Rage Against The Machine have sensationally outsold X Factor winner Joe McElderry to take the Christmas number one!

Thanks to a Facebook led campaign, the Los Angeles band’s 1992 anthem ‘Killing In The Name’ has secured the Yuletide top spot after shifting 502,000 downloads, according to the Official Charts Company.

McElderry has had to settle for second place with ‘The Climb’ selling 450,000 copies. This marks the first time in five years an X Factor winner hasn’t claimed the Christmas number one.

Better still, not only is Rage Against The Machine’s ‘Killing In The Name’ number one, it has also achieved two new chart records.

Firstly it has notched up the biggest one-week download sales total in British chart history and it has also become the first ever download only Christmas number one in the UK.

Merry Christmas Rage!

]]> http://tps-report.org/2009/12/23/rage-against-the-machine-breaks-records-in-the-uk/feed/ 0 Muscle March debuting on the Wii http://tps-report.org/2009/12/20/muscle-march-debuting-on-the-wii/ http://tps-report.org/2009/12/20/muscle-march-debuting-on-the-wii/#comments Mon, 21 Dec 2009 02:58:07 +0000 Gyorak http://tps-report.org/?p=719 Is it time to get a Wii?? A new game is debuting from Japan where you must chase down a thief that steals your workout protein powder. It looks like you have to make certain gestures with the wii controllers in order to fly through obstacles at super speed. Check it out.

]]> http://tps-report.org/2009/12/20/muscle-march-debuting-on-the-wii/feed/ 0 Amazing beatbox and rythym flute http://tps-report.org/2009/12/05/amazing-beatbox-and-rythym-flute/ http://tps-report.org/2009/12/05/amazing-beatbox-and-rythym-flute/#comments Sat, 05 Dec 2009 15:25:25 +0000 Gyorak http://tps-report.org/?p=717 This is one of the coolest things I’ve seen in a long time. Some bored musicians in a hotel record a flute beat box song. Why isn’t this guy famous?

]]> http://tps-report.org/2009/12/05/amazing-beatbox-and-rythym-flute/feed/ 0 No vodka for Ewoks!!! http://tps-report.org/2009/11/07/no-vodka-for-ewoks/ http://tps-report.org/2009/11/07/no-vodka-for-ewoks/#comments Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:49:41 +0000 Gyorak http://tps-report.org/?p=714 Ok, I’m at the point where I’ve stopped laughing long enough to type this. I know I’m a little late to the game on this because Halloween was last week, but I just had to post this onto the blog. Its a clip from the Today show and first off, its got Al Roker dressed up as Han Solo. It looks like a star wars themed Halloween party– and no Star Wars themed party is complete unless you’ve got a couple of Ewoks in attendance. Drunk Ewoks even!

]]> http://tps-report.org/2009/11/07/no-vodka-for-ewoks/feed/ 0 What you gonna do when God runs wild all over youuuuu!!! http://tps-report.org/2009/09/11/gods-hulkster/ http://tps-report.org/2009/09/11/gods-hulkster/#comments Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:51:01 +0000 Gyorak http://tps-report.org/?p=708 Introducing Todd Bentley, the World Heavyweight champion of professional evangelicalism. Mr. Bentley evidently is a brutal sex offender, an adulterer and and hes started a new organization called “Joel’s army”, which trains believers to “take ground for the Kingdom of God under the authority of Jesus Christ.”

Anyways, now that your filled in on this illustrious Christian’s past, in this youtube video, Bentley details his violent methods of saving churchgoers including kicking an old lady in the face with a combat boot, knocking out people’s teeth, MMA ground and pound attacks where the “healee” gets choked out and the last maneuver he describes, well… the title of this post is a hint.


]]> http://tps-report.org/2009/09/11/gods-hulkster/feed/ 0 Hilarious review of the Total Recall NES game http://tps-report.org/2009/09/09/hilarious-review-of-the-total-recall-nes-game/ http://tps-report.org/2009/09/09/hilarious-review-of-the-total-recall-nes-game/#comments Thu, 10 Sep 2009 04:03:26 +0000 Gyorak http://tps-report.org/?p=703 Warning: Geek gamers only.

This hilarious review by a youtube user named Armake21. His humorous reference to fighting midgets in purple suits and then the “wall of dildos”. Besides some dithered artwork of Ahnold, this Nintendo game obviously has almost nothing to do with the events in the movie.

Whoever designed this travesty of a title should be forced to face a “wall of dildos” themselves in order to be allowed to continue living.

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