Posts Tagged ‘comedy’

Why the new Google phone will SMASH the i-phone

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

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Snoop Dog has a new service called ‘Wigout’

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

Pretty hilarious movie hosted by Snoop dog. Get the ‘wigger’ out with wigout!

Check it out here.

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Gay scientists isolate the ‘christian gene’

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

joke
I knew it! Christians can’t help it, they’re just born that way!
/joke

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Nepotism in action!

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Most everyone at some point has been employed at a company where some undeserving relative has been hired on and is “less than effective” at his or her job functions. This article from the DailyWTF? is a painful tale of one such ordeal. I do not know how accurate or true this yarn is but I’ve experienced situations like this personally and if anything, its a good read.

Its a story about Simon, a developer that is leaving his tech company for greener pastures elsewhere. Hes kind enough to spend time interviewing and training his replacement. Well, I will just let you read the rest…

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Bert and Ernie gansta rappin!

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

Fun video found on youtube:

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Gloucester Cheese rolling festival

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

This has got to be the showcase event if we, the human race ever host a tour of our world for alien visitors. Every year in Glouchester, UK a cheese rolling festival is held in the countryside. What happens in this event you ask? From the website:

“At the top of the hill, competitors (any number from 2 to a maximum of about 20) sit in a line and wait. The Master of Ceremonies escorts an invited guest to the start line and helps him/her to sit on the precipitous slope, holding a 7-8lb. ‘Double Gloucester’ cheese.”

What happens afterwards is pure insanity!

What does the bloodied and battered first place finisher win you ask? Why the wheel of cheese they just “chased” after of course. Those who come second or third receive a small cash prize.

Good thing for free healthcare over in the UK…

I am determined to attend this event in person very soon!

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New campaigning movie from Jib Jab

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

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The geniuses over at Jib Jab have done it again. Another gem. This one talks about the current campaigns for presidency. Hilarious!!!

Link to movie

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Carlos Mencia is a fake?

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

I had read in the past mumblings of comedians like Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook stealing material from other comics. Naturally, this doesn’t resonate well with the L.A. comedy scene. I was bored one late night and decided to peruse youtube for some Carlos Mencia videos. What followed was a torrent of content that took me deeper into the annals of the world wide web.

First off, I never thought Carlos Mencia was that funny. He was screaming needlessly and looked like he needed to get laid soon or a vein would rupture his forehead followed by a glorious fountain of arterial blood spray spewing into the audience (now THAT would be funny!).

After seeing a few videos that provided compelling evidence that Carlos Mencia was indeed lifting material from other comics, I stumbled onto Joe Rogan’s blog (Fear Factor host, UFC color commentator and stand up comic). He has a segment on his blog where he actually confronts Carlos Mencia on stage at the Comedy Store in L.A. Its a raucous affair for all the world to see.

Joe is not afraid to say whats on his mind and calls Mr. Mencia “Carlos Menstealia”. Further bantering reveals that Carlos Mencia is not even Mr. Mencia’s real name. Evidently, its Ned Holness. So it seems the claims that Mr. Holness puts forward as a Mexican immigrant is all a facade?  The verbal pummeling continues as more fellow comedians come forward on stage and later backstage claiming that Mr. Holness does indeed steal material from fellow comics that he performs with.

Bonus material: More videos of Mr. Holness “re acquiring” material from other comics

Here he is “re acquiring” from Bill Cosby.

More, this time from Sam Kinison.

This may all be conjecture but its an interesting feud if anything.

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Dallas city hall needs science lessons

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

Oh no you didn\'t!

Evidentally, some Dallas City Hall council members skipped out on science class in “skool”. A bizarre exchange between city hall members erupted when a special meeting was called over how to handle traffic tickets. Directly from the city hall blog:

“Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections “has become a black hole” because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.

Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud “Excuse me!” He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a “white hole.”

The kicker is that the council member that uttered the “B” word, was asked to apologize for the racially insensitive comment? huh?

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How many 12 year olds could you beat up?

Monday, July 7th, 2008

This is a deep and poignant account from MATT SCHWEIGER going over an hypothetical situation in which he is swarmed by a gang of 12 year olds. With the recent wave of pre teen violence as of late, this essay may save your life one day.

“However, using my quick wits, I would charge one portion of the circle, landing a devastating blow on the unlucky individual, which would make the others proceed with hesitancy. One on one, I feel like I could deliver a lot of punishment to a 12-year-old. There would be one or two brave ones who would jump on my back, distracting me and thus enabling the others to attack. At best, I could fight off the two heroes on my back and maybe take out four on the ground before I was felled by fatigue and numerous kicks to my groin and shins. “

Fuck off!

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