We can now cease all efforts in advancing any further technologically as a species. With the introduction of Bacon Salt, all of man’s remaining needs have been provided in life. Some of the testimonial quotes are absolutely hilarious:

“Thank you for organizing the party in my mouth.” – Mark

“Bacon Salt bitch-slaps the flavor of bacon into anything and everything it touches.” – PC Gamer

“When you put Bacon Salt on mashed potatoes, they try to eat themselves.” – Aaron Tucker

I have yet to order any. I will definitely get my hands on some in the near future.

Life on “Old MacDonald’s Farm” isn’t what it used to be. The green pastures and idyllic barnyard scenes portrayed in children’s books have been replaced by windowless sheds, tiny crates, wire cages, and other confinement systems integral to what is now known as “factory farming.”

Today the majority of farmed animals are:

confined to the point that they can barely move,
denied veterinary care,
mutilated without painkillers,
and finally slaughtered — often while fully conscious.