Instead of providing a bushism for today’s entertainment. I have found the coolest site I’ve seen all month. Its an interactive website with a “W” doll that speaks “deciderese”. All you have to do is pull the string for your Bushism! Why you could even have more than one in a day!
Most everyone at some point has been employed at a company where some undeserving relative has been hired on and is “less than effective” at his or her job functions. This article from the DailyWTF? is a painful tale of one such ordeal. I do not know how accurate or true this yarn is but I’ve experienced situations like this personally and if anything, its a good read.
Its a story about Simon, a developer that is leaving his tech company for greener pastures elsewhere. Hes kind enough to spend time interviewing and training his replacement. Well, I will just let you read the rest…
Today’s bushism.
“Because of your work, children who once wanted to die are now preparing to live.”
—speaking at the White House summit on malaria, Dec. 14, 2006
Today’s bushism.
“Afghanistan is the most daring and ambition mission in the history of NATO.”
—Bucharest, Romania, April 2, 2008
This is a classic clip that I never tire of. Its from the Late Late show hosted by Craig Ferguson. This classic clip of President Bush giving a speech “drunk”.
Check it out:
By simply slowing down the video, president Bush’s speech takes on new life! Genius.
Today’s bushism.
“You disarm, or we will.’”
-George W. Bush speaking about Saddam Hussein
Today’s bushism.
“There are jobs Americans aren’t doing. … If you’ve got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I’m talking about.”
-George W. Bush. Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
Today’s bushism.
“There is some who say that perhaps freedom is not universal. Maybe it’s only Western people that can self-govern. Maybe it’s only, you know, white-guy Methodists who are capable of self-government. I reject that notion.”
-George W. Bush, London, June 16, 2008
Today’s bushism.
“We’re going to — we’ll be sending a person on the ground there pretty soon to help implement the malaria initiative, and that initiative will mean spreading nets and insecticides throughout the country so that we can see a reduction in death of young children that — a death that we can cure.”
-George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 18, 2007
Today’s bushism.
“And so, in my State of the—my State of the Union—or state—my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation—I asked Americans to give 4,000 years—4,000 hours over the next—the rest of your life—of service to America. That’s what I asked—4,000 hours.”
—Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
