This has got to be the showcase event if we, the human race ever host a tour of our world for alien visitors. Every year in Glouchester, UK a cheese rolling festival is held in the countryside. What happens in this event you ask? From the website:
“At the top of the hill, competitors (any number from 2 to a maximum of about 20) sit in a line and wait. The Master of Ceremonies escorts an invited guest to the start line and helps him/her to sit on the precipitous slope, holding a 7-8lb. ‘Double Gloucester’ cheese.”
What happens afterwards is pure insanity!
What does the bloodied and battered first place finisher win you ask? Why the wheel of cheese they just “chased” after of course. Those who come second or third receive a small cash prize.
Good thing for free healthcare over in the UK…
I am determined to attend this event in person very soon!


