Posts Tagged ‘violence’

New elite ‘anti-knife’ squad created in the UK!

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Evidentally, there is an epidemic of shankings in good ole Britain. Looks like the endemic surveillance in combination with tight gun control is not effectively curbing the violence. From the article:

“Deputy Metropolitan Police Commissioner Paul Stephenson has said tackling knife crime is his force’s number one priority and has announced the creation of a 75-strong anti-knife squad to target “known gang members and their associates.”

Earlier today, Conservative leader David Cameron called for anyone caught carrying a knife to be jailed.”

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How many 12 year olds could you beat up?

Monday, July 7th, 2008

This is a deep and poignant account from MATT SCHWEIGER going over an hypothetical situation in which he is swarmed by a gang of 12 year olds. With the recent wave of pre teen violence as of late, this essay may save your life one day.

“However, using my quick wits, I would charge one portion of the circle, landing a devastating blow on the unlucky individual, which would make the others proceed with hesitancy. One on one, I feel like I could deliver a lot of punishment to a 12-year-old. There would be one or two brave ones who would jump on my back, distracting me and thus enabling the others to attack. At best, I could fight off the two heroes on my back and maybe take out four on the ground before I was felled by fatigue and numerous kicks to my groin and shins. “

Fuck off!

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