tps-report.org » comedy http://tps-report.org technology . politics . society Sat, 08 Oct 2011 21:11:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Fish in a barrel… http://tps-report.org/2011/10/08/fish-in-a-barrel/ http://tps-report.org/2011/10/08/fish-in-a-barrel/#comments Sat, 08 Oct 2011 20:27:42 +0000 Gyorak http://tps-report.org/?p=834 Stumbled upon this gem while randomly surfing around. I can’t tell if this guy is serious or its just a sublime and clever act. Nevertheless this is drink spittingly hilarious.

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A 70 decibel smack to the side of an unsuspecting tiny child’s head. I guess the guy didn’t finish the level…

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Just in case you don’t know…

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]]> http://tps-report.org/2010/09/23/the-worst-mc-battle-ive-seen-this-year/feed/ 0 If you don’t have a job and your not smoking weed… http://tps-report.org/2010/08/07/if-you-dont-have-a-job-and-your-not-smoking-weed/ http://tps-report.org/2010/08/07/if-you-dont-have-a-job-and-your-not-smoking-weed/#comments Sun, 08 Aug 2010 03:17:25 +0000 Gyorak http://tps-report.org/?p=777 Hilarious commentary by comedian Kat Williams remixed by DJ Steve Porter. Enjoy!

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The last line by Mr. Trussell describes Nikola Tesla perfectly… He was the Electric Jesus!

]]> http://tps-report.org/2010/08/07/drunk-history-vol-6/feed/ 0 Till the break of dawn… http://tps-report.org/2010/02/11/till-the-break-of-dawn/ http://tps-report.org/2010/02/11/till-the-break-of-dawn/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 05:05:47 +0000 Gyorak http://tps-report.org/?p=734

Just in time for Valentine’s day, one of the greatest Craigslist posts ever unleashed on the ladies of Minneapolis. The two chest hair hearts shaved into his torso is a nice touch. Its the little things that make the difference. When you click on this link and begin reading the post, use a Barry White or sexy Will Ferrel voice to enhance the delivery to a higher level of deliciousness…

DON’T TRY TO FIGHT IT!

 

]]> http://tps-report.org/2010/02/11/till-the-break-of-dawn/feed/ 0 No vodka for Ewoks!!! http://tps-report.org/2009/11/07/no-vodka-for-ewoks/ http://tps-report.org/2009/11/07/no-vodka-for-ewoks/#comments Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:49:41 +0000 Gyorak http://tps-report.org/?p=714 Ok, I’m at the point where I’ve stopped laughing long enough to type this. I know I’m a little late to the game on this because Halloween was last week, but I just had to post this onto the blog. Its a clip from the Today show and first off, its got Al Roker dressed up as Han Solo. It looks like a star wars themed Halloween party– and no Star Wars themed party is complete unless you’ve got a couple of Ewoks in attendance. Drunk Ewoks even!

]]> http://tps-report.org/2009/11/07/no-vodka-for-ewoks/feed/ 0 This is why Palin went “dark” on Twitter… http://tps-report.org/2009/08/02/this-is-why-palin-went-dark-on-twitter/ http://tps-report.org/2009/08/02/this-is-why-palin-went-dark-on-twitter/#comments Sun, 02 Aug 2009 08:14:24 +0000 Gyorak http://tps-report.org/?p=673 By now some of you know that Sarah Palin has “gone dark” on Twitter. Why, do you ask? I firmly believe it was due to the viral skit of comedic genius that was shown on the Conan O’ Brien (Tonight Show) earlier in the week. This will go down as memorable moment because Conan brought out the man, the legend, William Shatner to read verbatim Sarah Palin’s tweets in a spoken word format. Watch the pure comic gold embedded below…

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