I tell you now, if I am ever striken down and must roll in a chair, I’m going to don a shiny chrome gargoyle head helmet and  I’m getting one of these steeds and heading down the road waving a golden battle axe! I swear to you!

Just in time for possible collapse and upcoming unstable times, the Taser shockwave. Tired of shocking criminals one at a time? Well with the latest technological breakthrough, the powers that be can now Taser dozens, even hundreds of miscreants simultaneously with the next generation in Taser technology! From the Taser website:

With the push of a button at a stand-off distance of up to 100 meter, the Shockwave unit deploys multiple standard TASER cartridges that are oriented across an area arc. Full area coverage is provided to instantaneously incapacitate multiple personnel within that region.

The Shockwave system is designed to be fully modular, allowing the end user complete flexibility to deploy as needed to achieve the desired objective. Multiple Shockwave units can be stacked together (like building blocks) either horizontally or vertically in order to extend area coverage or vertically to allow for multiple salvo engagements. Configurations can be tailored to yield a scaleable defense in depth with overlapping fields of fire when target opportunities may be layers deep or risk profiles dictate multiple event possibilities.

To continue the theme of modularity, Shockwave units may also be vehicle mounted or daisy-chained. With up to 12 separate units per control box, the Shockwave system allows for an optimized response to any situation, independent of specific terrain, emplacements, obstacles, or threat profiles.

There’s even a cool promo video!!!

One of the most disturbing yet entertaining devices in recent memory. Its called a face bank. Its a bank that “eats” your money. The face bank is not yet available in the domestically but Strapyaworld has it available for export to the U.S. You can purchase one of these curio’s here.