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No vodka for Ewoks!!!

Gyorak — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:49:41 +0000

Ok, I’m at the point where I’ve stopped laughing long enough to type this. I know I’m a little late to the game on this because Halloween was last week, but I just had to post this onto the blog. Its a clip from the Today show and first off, its got Al Roker dressed up as Han Solo. It looks like a star wars themed Halloween party– and no Star Wars themed party is complete unless you’ve got a couple of Ewoks in attendance. Drunk Ewoks even!

What you gonna do when God runs wild all over youuuuu!!!

Gyorak — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:51:01 +0000

Introducing Todd Bentley, the World Heavyweight champion of professional evangelicalism. Mr. Bentley evidently is a brutal sex offender, an adulterer and and hes started a new organization called “Joel’s army”, which trains believers to “take ground for the Kingdom of God under the authority of Jesus Christ.”

Anyways, now that your filled in on this illustrious Christian’s past, in this youtube video, Bentley details his violent methods of saving churchgoers including kicking an old lady in the face with a combat boot, knocking out people’s teeth, MMA ground and pound attacks where the “healee” gets choked out and the last maneuver he describes, well… the title of this post is a hint.

Repo man gets kicked in the taint!

Gyorak — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:39:01 +0000

I found this browsing around the web and this has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Its from the Repo man TV show on Tru TV. If you want to skip straight to the madness skip to about the 1:50 mark in the video.

This is why Palin went “dark” on Twitter…

Gyorak — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 08:14:24 +0000

By now some of you know that Sarah Palin has “gone dark” on Twitter. Why, do you ask? I firmly believe it was due to the viral skit of comedic genius that was shown on the Conan O’ Brien (Tonight Show) earlier in the week. This will go down as memorable moment because Conan brought out the man, the legend, William Shatner to read verbatim Sarah Palin’s tweets in a spoken word format. Watch the pure comic gold embedded below…

Bully Beatdown TV show!

Gyorak — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 02:34:44 +0000

Probably one of THE coolest ideas for a TV show ever. Its a show hosted by mixed martial arts fighter named Jason “Mayhem” Miller (a former bullying victim himself). The premise? A diminutive guy sends in a video to Mr. Miller saying that they need help because they are being terrorized and physically pummled by the local neigborhood bully.

Mr. Miller confronts the bullies and challenges them to a match in the ring. It’s sort of like a mobile “My bodyguard”. Watch the delicious trailer below:

The good news, it debuts on March 22nd. The bad news, its airing on MTV

Hopefully we can catch it on hulu or something…

Masters of the Universe on Ice!!

Gyorak — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:56:54 +0000

I have the POWER!

For those of you old enough to recall the He-Man cartoons in the 1980′s there’s an extra treat for you Masters of the Universe junkies. The Masters of the Universe Power Tour *fast guitar sound*!!!! Oh man, and I thought the Castle Greyskull playset was the Ultimate He-Man experience…

Featuring Lil’ Bill O’Reilly

Gyorak — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 05:50:25 +0000

For those of you who have seen the Bill O’Reilly meltdown video, there’s a new little tyrant in town. Lil’ Bill O’Reilly. Watch out Colbert, this kid will kick your ass!

Jim Cramer predicted the financial collapse a year ago!

Gyorak — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 00:56:01 +0000

All heed the words from the maniacal Jim Cramer (of CNBC fame)!! This prophetic broadcast from one year ago where he lost his ever lovin mind screaming that Ben Bernanke had no idea what was happening in the markets and foretold the impending financial collapse that is unfolding in front of our eyes.

In addition to calling Bernanke out, he screeches at the top of his lungs about Bear and Stearns and Washington Mutual, with B&S having gone the way of the dodo and WaMu sinking fast. Anohter interesting prediction, “7 million people will lose their homes!”

Maybe we should put this guy in charge of some stuff… seems to be better than the people running things now.

I love eggs!!!!!!!

Gyorak — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 04:53:43 +0000

Before you click on this link, you must have 2 conditions fulfilled:

1) Turn your sound ON to a decent level.

2) You must LOVE EGGS!!! (and have flash installed in your browser…)

Dexter Season 3 preview!

Gyorak — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 18:19:19 +0000

Shotwime has posted a preview trailer of Dexter Season 3, in my opinion, the best TV series ever created.